*Rosie the Riveter hates D-Cases*

Thursday, August 19, 2010

The D-List: 2010 August Week 3

Udonis Haslem - for being cited for illegal car tint and unlawful speed which led to his arrest for possession of marijuana. Apparently the way to celebrate signing a new deal and riding the coattails of the newly formed, overwhelming favorite in the Eastern conference, is to spend a Sunday afternoon cruising around with one of your cronies and a fresh bag of South Beach doobage…oh and apparently the best way to take in this NBA past time is by attracting attention from the local authorities by speeding around in an illegally tinted car.
http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/basketball/other_nba/view.bg?articleid=1274982&srvc=rss

Rush Limbaugh - For suggesting a Hindu temple be built next to the Pearl Harbor monument, when Shinto is the most common religion of Japan. Also there are multiple Shinto temples in proximity to Pearl Harbor.
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201008160016
http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/08/17/shinto-shrine-near-pearl-harbor/

Carla Franklin - For suing Google because someone made a nasty comment about her on Youtube. In the words of Ries, she is a real c**t.
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/08/18/2010-08-18_wants_google_to_give_up_the_goods_woman_sues_to_id_youtube_slur_author.html

Francisco Rodriguez - The closer for the Mets got into a fight (in which punches were thrown) with his father-in-law in the tunnel to the clubhouse after a game recently. As one of the articles lists the consequences of the fight: 1. Rodriguez experiences the indignity of literally fighting with family in front of, figuratively, the whole world. 2. The Mets suspend him. 3. He's arrested on a charge of third-degree assault and put into Mets Jail at Citi Field. 4. Doctors find a torn ligament in his thumb, which requires surgery that ends his season. 5. He faces the prospect of losing millions of dollars if the Mets void his contract.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Mets-Rodriguez-arrested-charged-with-assault-o;_ylt=ArJCsAJYlTs3njvCVFkI1qOrO4d4?urn=mlb-261907
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Report-Mets-will-look-into-voiding-Francisco-Ro;_ylt=Ao_xtLyMG8c.MIth0UMNmz8RvLYF?urn=mlb-262937

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