Brian Cushing – for blaming his positive performance enhancing drug test (specifically hCG -Human Chorionic Gonadotropin) last season on over-training. In an interview last week Cushing told Sports Illustrated’s Peter King that his positive PED test was a result of “Overtrained Athlete Syndrome.” The drug hCG is a fertility drug used to re-start regular testosterone production after steroid use.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/10/brian-cushing-blames-posi_n_675903.html
Bo “the Bailer”, Houston Astros fan – for bailing on this foul ball at the last second, allowing the ball to hit his girlfriend. The Fox Sports crew interviewed Bo, and he dodged every attempted question similar to the way he dodged the ball. Bo claimed that he lost the low line drive in the stadium lights.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Worst-date-ever-Boyfriend-bails-as-foul-ball-hi?urn=mlb-261442
http://houston.astros.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10798761
Kevin Gilman - for stealing a ladder, going to jail after being identified by the victim, getting released from jail, and then going back to jail for trying to sell the same ladder to the same victim. It takes a special kind of person to be this stupid.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38648232/ns/local_news-portland_or/
Portland Oregon Health Inspectors - for shutting down a little girl's lemonade stand because she didn't have a restaurant license. When your job is reduced to intimidating children, you're officially a d-case.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38592078/ns/us_news-life/?GT1=43001
David File, lawn bowler in New Zealand – for exposing himself as a means to fire up his team in light of their poor performance at a recent lawn bowling tournament. File, widely recognized as one of New Zealand’s premier lawn bowlers, wanted to convey to his team that they were playing like “dicks” and the only way of doing this was to “flop out my old fella”, as File so eloquently put it. File has received a 10 year ban from the sport as a result. Apparently the conventions of lawn bowling had held down this bad boy long enough and he felt the only way to break out, was to pull it out.
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2010/08/new_zealand_lawn_bowler_david.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/11/david-file-new-zealand-bo_n_677418.html
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