*Rosie the Riveter hates D-Cases*

Friday, June 25, 2010

Thursday, June 24, 2010

The D-List: 2010 June Week 4

Koman Coulibaly - the referee for the USA vs Slovenia World Cup match. Still a phantom call. Offsides? Foul? Blown call.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FypvGUSlD8A

Sports Illustrated - for sending out an email spoiling the outcome of the DVR’d US soccer game. “…jackass SportsIllustrated sent me an unsolicited email announcing in the subject line that the US fought back for a 2-2 draw.”

Steve Smith, Panthers WR - for breaking his arm…playing football…in a men’s flag football league…not from slipping while playing flag football with youths at a summer camp like he first stated. Consequently this is most likely a violation of Smith’s contract, so not only will he not be able to participate in pre-season activities, it is possible he’ll suffer other consequences as well.
http://www.nesn.com/2010/06/report-steve-smith-broke-arm-playing-adult-flag-football-not-at-childrens-camp.html

France National Football Team / France - I’m not sure who is to blame and/or who is the biggest d-bag in all of this, but it sure is fun to watch…the expulsion of a player, arguments, refusal to practice, resignations, possible failure to advance from pool play, and now the trickle down all the way to French society.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/french-soccer-players-refuse-practice/story?id=10970042
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2010/0622/France-s-World-Cup-soccer-woes-rock-French-society

The Center for Science in the Public Interest - for threatening to file a lawsuit against McDonald’s for “unfairly and deceptively” marketing toys to children which resulting in increased unhealthiness amongst America’s youth.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=10982604

Parents who let this happen









James Blake - for melting down on the tennis court at Wimbledon on Tuesday and then taking out his frustration by yelling at an ESPN analyst that he apparently could hear even though the broadcast booth was stationed outside of the stadium.
http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jun/22/sports/la-sp-wimbledon-notes-20100623

Tony Hayward, BP CEO - for taking time to take part in a yacht race off the coast of England all while the Gulf Coast continues to become over saturated with oil. Sure we’re all entitled to a vacation from time to time, but as the BP CEO is already under criticism this move probably won’t sit well with those affected.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37798557/

Barack Obama - for taking in a round of golf while the another 10,000 gallons of oil leaked into the gulf.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/06/23/cnn-mocks-obama-golfing-during-oil-spill-just-plug-darn-hole-mr-president#ixzz0rm1mrMEv

Friday, June 18, 2010

D-Case of the Week, June Wk3: Frank and Jamie McCourt, AND Vuvuzelas

This week there was a tie between Frank and Jamie McCourt and Vuvuzelas...

It's really hard to summarize this insanity, you really need to read the whole articles....they're rather hilarious. Here's a quick summary though: "According to Bill Shaikin of the LA Times, the McCourts paid Vladimir Shpunt several hundred thousand dollars over five years to apply his "V energy" and help the Dodgers to victory. Between 2004, the first season under the McCourts' ownership, and 2009, Shpunt was retained for Dodgers matches, despite the fact that he knew little about baseball. He would channel positive vibes towards the players as he sat in Boston, some 3,000 miles from LA. By watching the game on television, he could get instant feedback on how his energy was affecting performance."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jun/10/la-dodgers-psychic-baseball-mccourt http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dodgers-psychic-20100610,0,6975547.story

The incessant and annoying unofficial noise maker of soccer. For those of you unfamiliar, just watch a minute of any world cup game or go to http://www.vuvuzela.fm/

D-Case of the Week, June Wk3: Voting Breakdown


Thursday, June 17, 2010

The D-List: 2010 June Week 3

Dodgers owners Frank and Jamie McCourt - It's really hard to summarize this insanity, you really need to read the whole articles....they're rather hilarious. Here's a quick summary though: "According to Bill Shaikin of the LA Times, the McCourts paid Vladimir Shpunt several hundred thousand dollars over five years to apply his "V energy" and help the Dodgers to victory. Between 2004, the first season under the McCourts' ownership, and 2009, Shpunt was retained for Dodgers matches, despite the fact that he knew little about baseball. He would channel positive vibes towards the players as he sat in Boston, some 3,000 miles from LA. By watching the game on television, he could get instant feedback on how his energy was affecting performance."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jun/10/la-dodgers-psychic-baseball-mccourt
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dodgers-psychic-20100610,0,6975547.story

South Georgia Peanuts Manager - For this extremely excessive freak out
Manager Freakout

Egyptian Bitch - WTF is this woman talking about?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqWGtykYNE

Vuvuzelas - the incessant and annoying unofficial noise maker of soccer. For those of you unfamiliar, just watch a minute of any world cup game or go to vuvuzela.fm
http://www.vuvuzela.fm/

Travelers - the majority of travelers are idiots and/or huge a-holes…perhaps best epitomized by the guy who removed his belt (as instructed) before walking through the security scanner, but then carried the belt through the scanner with him thus setting the alarm off. Or maybe the duty free miser, whose carry-on luggage scheme centers around the endless amount of alcohol they hope to bring home with them…I have no problem with the Duty Free shop, just with those who appear to be starting their very own Margaritaville as a result of said shopping spree. Or then there’s the d-bag who had the front exit row and as a result had over twice the leg room and still insisted on reclining his chair back all the way (see attached photo)…all while going on and on about the sluts at the club during his brotastic journey…sweet moccasins douche, and take off your aviators, just b/c you’re on a plane doesn’t mean you are the Top Gun.

Clayton Anderson - The Astronaut / Nebraska native has asked to throw out the first pitch at the CWS. Officials have neither confirmed nor denied if this will happen. Isn’t this like inviting yourself to the party? Yes you are an astronaut and that is cool, but take it easy hot shot. If this was a movie star asking to throw out the first pitch, I think we could all agree it’s a d-case move.
http://www.omaha.com/article/20100617/NEWS01/100619738#astronaut-asks-for-1st-cws-pitch

Bill Byrne, Texas A&M A.D. - For calling an Aggie fan and leaving an angry voicemail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCHGLof8KIE

Marvin Harrison - For getting pulled over for going the wrong way on a one way street, and then fumbling his gun into Escalade’s middle console while being pulled over. When asked if he had a gun he replied no despite carrying the permit for such a gun, when cause for a search was determined the cops found the gun. The gun is now being investigated for a link to a 2008 shooting that Harrison was allegedly connected to, and it’s believed this could be the reason why Harrison stashed the gun and lied about having it. The victim of the 2008 shooting survived the incident and accused Harrison of being the gunman but Harrison was never convicted of anything, the victim was shot and killed three months later.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/17/marvin-harrison-gun-confi_n_615635.html

Friday, June 11, 2010

D-Case of the Week, June Wk 2: Shannon Price, Ex-Wife of Gary Coleman


Well she is at it again. She hired a professional photographer to take photos of Coleman as he was dying. Three of the 4 photos have been sold, with the fourth one, a photo of Coleman after he has passed, has reportedly not been sold just yet.

D-Case of the Week, June Wk 2: Voting Breakdown


Thursday, June 10, 2010

The D-List: 2010 June Week 2

Citigroup Management – A law suit has been filed against Citigroup for the firing of Debrahlee Lorenzana because she was “too good looking”. She said she had been talked to by her bosses that she dressed too sexy for her male coworkers and intimidated the female coworkers. I really think this would be a morale booster from a male dominated industry like engineering….but maybe I’m a little off. See for yourself
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/06/debrahlee_lorenzana_is_too_hot.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/06/03/2010-06-03_curvaceous_beauty_fired_by_banking_giant_files_suit_claiming____citigroup_just_c.html
Naomi Campbell - This actually happened in like 2000, but it's just come to light because of a lawsuit. Basically Naomi Campbell canceled an appearance in Australia because the venue's elevator wasn't working and she would have had to walk up a flight of stairs. From the article: Naomi Campbell's former agent has accused the British supermodel of once cancelling a promotional appearance for her perfume line on a whim - because she didn't want to walk a flight of stairs. ... And co-director at Moodform Mission, Chris Owen, has alleged Campbell was constantly late for meetings on her promotional tour, and once even tried to attack him with a bottle.
http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment/tv/2010/06/08/14306201-wenn-story.html

Parents of this beer-drinking child -
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/06/08/child-seen-drinking-beer-philadelphia-baseball-game/?test=latestnews

Jeremiah Masoli - He was caught with marijuana while being cited for driving infractions. This is while he's on probation from the football team for being involved in a few months ago. As a result of this latest run-in with the law, he's been officially kicked off the Oregon football team. What a dumbass.
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=txoregonmasoli

The student who fell asleep during an Obama speech at his HS - The president of the United States was giving a speech at this kid's high school, and the kid is in the choir sitting in the background of Obama's speech. He repeatedly yawns and actually falls asleep eventually. I was a little torn on whether to nominate him as a d-case or not, because I can understand his boredom with Obama's promises and speech. But still, as much as I might dislike Obama, I have to say that you're kind of a D-Case if you're in high school and actually fall asleep when the president visits.
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93742?fp=1

Gary Coleman’s Ex Wife - Well she is at it again. She hired a professional photographer to take photos of Coleman as he was dying. Three of the 4 photos have been sold, with the fourth one, a photo of Coleman after he has passed, has reportedly not been sold just yet.

Pete Carroll - As expected, slippery Pete Carroll mysteriously went back to the NFL after years of glory at USC without making the switch. Not coincidently, he bolted right before all of the NCAA sanctions come out with illegal benefits given to Reggie Bush back in the their 2004 national championship year. What a scum bag
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news;_ylt=AgIEWhzwrpG4Fq0SWMbGeOw5nYcB?slug=ys-uscprobe061010

College Football/Major Conferences/Huskers – for not even attempting to hide the fact that money is the ultimate ruler in college athletics. Plus I am just tired of hearing about the conference switch.

Friday, June 4, 2010

D-Case of the Week - June Wk 1: Diego Maradona


For his absurd World Cup hotel demands. Including having the bathroom completely redone to include the World's best toilet and other vital features. Additionally, he ran over a reporters foot with his car and had the audacity to blame the reporter: In a video report on the Daily Telegraph, other reporters can he heard yelling at Maradona to stop. Maradona responded by calling the injured cameraman an "a--hole." "How can you put your leg there where it can get run over, man?" Maradona demanded. He then continued on to the press conference where he announced his final 23-man roster for South Africa.

D-Case of the Week - June Wk 1: Voting Breakdown


Thursday, June 3, 2010

The D-List: 2010 June Week 1

The guy writing Sarah Palin’s Biography - This guy rented the house next door to the Palin family in order to have a better look into her/their lives. I don’t care if it’s his job to find this stuff out, I think it’s d-case move to occupy the house next to someone whose biography you are writing (She doesn’t want him to write it / it’s unauthorized). I think is overstepping the lines of the legitimate journalist/author. In response the Palin family has extended their existing fence to a height of 14’ to protect their privacy.

Jerome Menyweather - Jerome was at a party and the police arrived. He then fled the scene. One of the officers involved in the chase noticed that the man was hiding something in his arms that he was carrying. When they finally caught the man about 200 feet later, he no longer had the package in his possession. After further investigation, it was determined that the man was carrying an infant and then “placed” the infant in the bushes to hide it and ran. WOW
http://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_8e845f50-6db2-11df-922d-001cc4c002e0.html

Tracy Madden, Channel 6 Omaha - for having the wherewithal (sarcasm) during Tuesday night’s storm coverage to blurt out “oh sh**…” amidst a poorly timed cut to the weather-radar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMlvryMbdgI&feature=youtube_gdata

MLB/Umpires - For being so late to get to the so-called instant replay party. We all know that football has fully adopted replay, and now basketball has done the same (there aren’t “challenge flags” but the refs can choose to review most anything), but for some reason baseball is more concerned with being “America’s pastime” than actually getting the calls right. There have been many instances this year that could have been easily rectified with a 30 second break in the game, two of which occurred yesterday. The first occurred when a Tampa Bay Ray base-runner was called out for not stepping on 3rd base when replay clearly shows he did. Yesterday’s most notable umpire gaffe occurred when a perfect game for Detroit Tiger Armando Galarraga was ruined on the last out of the game when 1st base umpire Jim Joyce incorrectly called a Cleveland Indian base-runner ‘safe’.
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-06-03/galarraga-misses-perfect-game-on-umpire-s-bad-call-update1-.html
http://twitpic.com/1terza

“Feldman”, blogger on Top Buzz News - When searching for an article on the Galaragga near-perfect game, I came across this article. My brain hurt after trying to make sense of it all. Here is the first paragraph: Major League Baseball cashed another black eye, Jim Joyce and Armando Galarraga on the front page. A bad decision by one of its officials that deprives the pitcher Armando Galarraga from a perfect match. I, who did not have much admiration for the referees, that’s another story that is not likely to improve my perception of their work.This is a perfect example of why the internet is bad (no, not all bad), pretty much anyone can put something out there in a way that may appear to be credible.
http://www.topbuzznews.net/752/major-league-baseball-news-jim-joyce-and-armando-galarraga/

Diego Maradona - For his absurd World Cup hotel demands. Including having the bathroom completely redone to include the World's best toilet and other vital features. Additionally, he ran over a reporters foot with his car and had the audacity to blame the reporter: In a video report on the Daily Telegraph, other reporters can he heard yelling at Maradona to stop. Maradona responded by calling the injured cameraman an "a--hole." "How can you put your leg there where it can get run over, man?" Maradona demanded. He then continued on to the press conference where he announced his final 23-man roster for South Africa.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2010/article-1280640/WORLD-CUP-2010-Diego-Maradona-demands-luxury-toilets-installed-Argentinas-training-base-South-Africa.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2010/05/20/2010-05-20_diego_maradona_head_coach_of_argentinas_national_team_runs_over_reporter_calls_h.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2010/teams/argentina/7744521/Argentina-manager-Diego-Maradona-adds-insult-to-injury-after-running-over-journalist.html

Jim Joyce - For blowing the call that screwed Armando Galarraga out of a perfect game

The ex-wife of Gary Coleman - Recently the 911 tape of Gary Coleman’s ex-wife was released. She was in the home when he hit his head (she says on the tape that she had asked him to make her some food when she heard him fall in the kitchen) so she called 911. The operator instructs her to go in the room with him to see if he is ok. She said she is unable to do so because she has seizures when she gets stressed, she just knows that a lot of blood is coming out of his head. Later in the call the operator instructs her to put pressure on the wound, and again she says she is unable to do so personally, so she yells at Gary that he has to put pressure on his wound. Also, she instructed medical officials to take Gary off of life support Friday morning, but their marriage was legally dissolved in the last year, making her unable to make such a decision (this is also a bad thing for the hospital, but I think this woman is more deserving). It is difficult to say if he would have lived despite everyone’s best efforts, but you really need to listen to the audio to appreciate how big a d-case this woman is. You can easily find it via Google search.

The Gloucester Dragons Recreational Soccer League in Canada - for implementing a new mercy rule that states if you go up by a lead of 6 goals, not only is the game over, but you forfeit the game and are declared the loser.
http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2010/06/post-549.html.php

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The D-List for the Month of May

Senators Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) and Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.) - For presenting Bobby Cox with a cake congratulating him for his impending retirement after 50 years in baseball with a cake that spelled his last name wrong. As the article says: "Well, yes, were it not for the fact that Cox's last name was spelled wrong on the bottom of the cake that you see above. I don't need to tell you how they misspelled it, either, because your first and most lewd guess is absolutely correct."
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Senators-honor-Bobby-Cox-with-cake-in-need-of-co?urn=mlb,238877

That girl who bit off a man’s ear in Lincoln - A Lincoln woman (I believe 19 or so) was outside a party when a man called her a “fat banana” or something to that effect. The girl charged the man and bit off a very large part of his ear. She is being charged with felony assault. You can find more information via google search if you so desire. I think the gentleman was rude to make his comment, but she was a total d-case for biting his frickin ear off.

Mike Knowles, Monrovia H.S. track coach (California) - for pointing out a string friendship bracelet on the wrist of Robin Laird, a South Pasadena high school pole vaulter, following her team title clinching pole vault so that his Monrovia team would take the title. The friendship bracelet was apparently a violation of Section 3, Article 3 of the Nat'l Federation of State High Schools Association: "jewelry shall not be worn by contestants." As a result Laird was disqualified and the team title was taken away from South Pasadena and given to Monrovia. Knowles response to it all: "It's unfortunate, that's all I can say. It's unfortunate for the young lady. But you've got to teach the kids that rules are rules."
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/highschool/05/11/track.controversy/index.html

Guerdwich Montimere - for posing as a 16 year old Haitian immigrant named Jerry Joseph so he could play high school basketball, when he's actually 22, not from Haiti, and not in high school. Guerdwich was outed when AAU coaches from Florida recognized him at a tournament being played in Arkansas, as he had already played high school ball years earlier in the state of Florida.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/preps/basketball/2010-05-12-montimere-permian-forfeit_N.htm

Spencer Pratt – I think Spencer should be up for a D-Case lifetime achievement award. I am not clear on the path one must take (if you have to first be Week, then Month, then Life?) but he is the epitome of a D-Case. His most recent antics involve the wearing and carrying of crystals to keep bad spirits and thoughts away. If anyone has even seen 5 minutes of him before this just puts the icing on the D-Cake.
http://www.litelysalted.com/2010/05/spencer-pratt-has-hundreds-of-magic-crys.php

Hanley Ramirez - For not hustling to a ball, getting benched, then calling out his coach for never playing in the big leagues. A classless move by a classless individual.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2010/05/south-florida-backs-gonzalez-in-ramirez-dispute-by-93-95/1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQcIOjIwREU

Lincoln East High Alum - for fabricating ‘green cards’ because East High was playing the heavily Latino Omaha South team in the State Championship Soccer game. Because the initial green card demonstration failed, this particular individual tossed the green cards into the air as he rushed the field as a last gasp to execute his plan to some degree.
http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/94293839.html

Ann Curry - The Today Show host was giving a commencement speech at Wheaton College, and, well, it wasn't perfect: Talk about most embarrassing moments. In a commencement speech to graduates at Wheaton College in Massachusetts on Saturday, the "Today" show's Ann Curry named some of the famous alumni they were joining. Unfortunately, the graduates she named, including Billy Graham, went to a different Wheaton College -- an evangelical school in Illinois with the same name.
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/ann-curry-names-alumni-of-wrong-wheaton-college-in-commencement-speech/19490229

London Olympic Committee - for their ridiculous mascot choices for the London 2012 Games
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/London-unveils-creepy-looking-mascots-for-2012-O?urn=oly,242206