The D-List for the Month of April

U.S. Congressman Hank Johnson - Because the US Marines are apparently planning to relocate like 9,000 troops and their families to Guam, so there's Congressional hearings about it and such and Congressman Hank Johnson was speaking to a US Admiral when he expressed reservations about adding the troops to Guam because “My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w

Shaun Rogers - Because the Cleveland Browns’ 350 pound defensive tackle was arrested last week at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport when he tried to board a plane with a loaded, .45 caliber, semi-automatic hand gun. Rogers has plead not guilty to the gun charges because he did not mean to take it in his carry-on.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/372575-really-shaun-rogers-really

Barack Obama - For being an outspoken White Sox fan (that alone is not the reason) and being entirely unable to name a single favorite White Sox player when up in the broadcast booth after throwing out the first pitch on opening day for the Washington Nationals. His response to the question went something like this: "You know uh...I...I thought that ...uh...you know...The truth is a lot of the Cubs I like too! But, uh...I did not become a Sox fan until I moved to Chicago. Because I uh...I was growing up in Hawaii so I ended up actually being an Oakland A's fan..." On top of that, he referred to the White Sox ballpark as Cominskey Park (actual name: Comiskey)…and apparently it isn’t the first time he’s done this.
http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/04/06/president-obama-white-sox-fan-cant-name-favorite-player-growi/ http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2010/04/president_barack_obama_not_qui.html http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/2009/07/president-barack-obama-calls-comiskey-park-cominskey-field/

Tiki Barber - For becoming the latest member in the elite club that Tiger Woods and Jesse James belong to. Tiki, who works for NBC, has recently left his wife who is 8 months pregnant with their twins, for a “hot” 23 year old NBC intern. Traci Johnson, the intern, and Tiki had been operating under the disguise that she was babysitting the Tiki’s kids.

Matthew Clemmens, Philadelphia Phillies Fan - for intentionally vomiting on a little girl and her father at a game last week between the Phillies and the Nationals. Many unruly fans sitting in the area of off duty officer Michael Vangelo and his two daughters (ages 16 and 11), were escorted from the ballpark for their behavior. Clemmens, who was part of another group of unruly fans, decided to get involved by placing himself behind Michael Vangelo's 11 year old daughter's seat, intentionally gagging himself, and projectile vomiting all over her and her father. Clemmens then continued vomiting all over people as they wrestled him to the ground until security could apprehend him.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407

http://philly2philly.com/politics_community/politics_community_articles/2010/4/16/43836/philadelphia_fans_get_black_eye_when

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/Off-Duty-Officer-Daughters-Assaulted-at-Phillies-Game-90983739.html

http://www.sbnation.com/2010/4/16/1425835/phillies-fan-vomits-on-off-duty

Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqihe - For stating a woman dressed provocatively caused an earthquake: "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm

Securities and Exchange Commission - As the 2008 financial crisis was developing, top Securities and Exchange Commission employees and contractors were using government computers on official time to view pornography, according to an SEC inspector general. Of those employees, 17 of the 33 employees were senior officials whose salaries ranged from $100,000 to $222,000.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/inspector-sec-staff-watched-porn-during-crisis-2010-04-23?reflink=MW_news_stmp
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/breakdown-just-how-pervy-were-the-sec-porn-fiends/19454355

Goldman Sachs Execs - While they may have been acting within the law (may have been), they clearly are money grubbing, money above all else d-cases that appear to be ripped from the movie Wall Street. Greed.
http://money.cnn.com/2010/04/27/news/companies/goldman_sachs_hearing/index.htm?hpt=T1