The D-List: 2010 May Week 3

Spencer Pratt - I still occasionally watch The Hills on MTV for some reason, and I think Spencer should be up for a D-Case lifetime achievement award. I am not clear on the path one must take (if you have to first be Week, then Month, then Life?) but he is the epitome of a D-Case. His most recent antics involve the wearing and carrying of crystals to keep bad spirits and thoughts away. If anyone has even seen 5 minutes of him before this just puts the icing on the D-Cake.
http://www.litelysalted.com/2010/05/spencer-pratt-has-hundreds-of-magic-crys.php

Hanley Ramirez - For not hustling to a ball, getting benched, then calling out his coach for never playing in the big leagues. A classless move by a classless individual.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2010/05/south-florida-backs-gonzalez-in-ramirez-dispute-by-93-95/1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQcIOjIwREU

U.S. Cable Companies - for failing to get with the times and give us what we want, when we want it.

Lincoln East High Alum (identity TBD) - for fabricating ‘green cards’ because East High was playing the heavily Latino Omaha South team in the State Championship Soccer game. Because the initial green card demonstration failed, this particular individual tossed the green cards into the air as he rushed the field as a last gasp to execute his plan to some degree.
http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/94293839.html

East High Green Card Incident Over-Reacters - many people, in reaction to the green card incident, are calling for East High to forfeit their championship. While the stunt was probably not a good idea, especially in today’s hyper-sensitive racial climate, a bad decision by a few fans after the game has nothing to do with what was done on the field. Below are just a few of the comments taken from the discussion board for the article on the situation: - “My opinions on the situation. Its pretty predictable that the team was in on the idea, revoke them of their medals. An apology is necessary. How did the coach act when the event happened would be necessary to look at as well. Seeing something like that on the news was pretty disgusting to view.” “Take the medals and championship away from Lincoln East.” “This is no different than when the European players throw bananas at the African players in ’professional soccer.’ This is soccer a sport that should require sportsmanship. If I was South I would ban playing any more games with Lincoln East for the next year. They should be stripped of thier titles for thier lack of sportsmanship and class.”
http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/94293839.html