The D-List: April Week 2

Milton Bradley - for flipping off fans that were heckling him
Link: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/In-midseason-form-Milton-Bradley-gives-Rangers-?urn=mlb,233355#remaining-content

Rally, The O-Royals Mascot - for his stupid antics in-between innings at O-Royals games. Stupid things such as “hypnotizing” the umpire, using his “mind-reader” which is skillfully crafted from a garbage-can lid and a wooden stick, and winning a staged wedding proposal face-off between himself and his possibly d-case-ier sidekick.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv2FSH06-R4

Indie Hipsters from Williamsburg - The indie hipsters living in the suburb of Williamsburg were too busy taking self portraits with their camera to fill out their census. If you are unfamiliar with this nauseating phenomenon known as the hipster, you are not alone. A hipster is someone who is too cool to conform to any social norms for no reason other than to applaud themselves for being so clever. They listen to bands you haven't heard of, not necessarily because they enjoy them, but because they enjoy your reaction when they tell you who to whom they are listening. They read Pitchfork, wear fanny packs, listen to vinyl, ride fixed gear bicycles, and find anyway to insult or belittle people who have to work because they haven't been given a trust fund from daddy.
Link: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=125811666&ft=1&f=1001

Barack Obama - For being an outspoken White Sox fan (that alone is not the reason) and being entirely unable to name a single favorite White Sox player when up in the broadcast booth after throwing out the first pitch on opening day for the Washington Nationals. His response to the question went something like this: You know uh ..... I ... I thought that ... uh .... you know ... The truth is a lot of the Cubs I like too! But, uh ... I did not become a Sox fan until I moved to Chicago. Because I uh .... I was growing up in Hawaii so I ended up actually being an Oakland A's fan." On top of that, he referred to the White Sox ballpark as Cominskey Park (actual name: Comiskey)…and apparently it isn’t the first time he’s done this.
Links: http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/04/06/president-obama-white-sox-fan-cant-name-favorite-player-growi/
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2010/04/president_barack_obama_not_qui.html
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/2009/07/president-barack-obama-calls-comiskey-park-cominskey-field/

Tiki Barber - For becoming the latest member in the elite club that Tiger Woods and Jesse James belong to. Tiki, who works for NBC, has recently left his wife who is 8 months pregnant with their twins, for a “hot” 23 year old NBC intern. Traci Johnson, the intern, and Tiki had been operating under the disguise that she was babysitting the Tiki’s kids.
Link: http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/04/tiki-barber-takes-the-heat-off-jesse-james-tiger-woods/1

Bryan A. Trippler, INTERIOR COMMUNICATIONS ELECTRICIAN THIRD CLASS (E-4), U.S. NAVY - Bryan stole a couple of flash drives that were left unattended, found some seemingly provocative photos of the female owner on them and attempted to use them to extort money or “special services” from her via fabricated facebook and email accounts (JustDoAsISay@yahoo.com was the created email account).
Link: http://www.jag.navy.mil/courts/documents/archive/2010/TRIPPLER,%20B.A.%20200900362.pdf