The D-List: February - Week 1

(Nominee: Reason)

Bryant McKinnie: Dismissed from the Pro Bowl for skipping out on practice

John Terry: Cheating on wife with Nat'l team and former club teammate's ex, got her pregnant, would have been England's captain. Has 2 kids of his own and was given "Dad of the Year" honors last year.

John Edwards: Lied about fathering a child with his mistress, convincing his best friend to take credit for being the father. Made a “tape” with his pregnant mistress that is now in the possession of his former best friend. Did the above while his wife was battling cancer. Told his mistress that after his wife died from cancer, after he became president, he would get Dave Matthews Band to play at their wedding

Steve Jobs: iPad / iFemineProduct / iTouchXL / i”Insert Joke". Basically just an oversized iTouch

NCAA: Efforts to expand Men's College Bball tourney to 96 teams

Toyota Quality Control Personnel: Failure to identify pedal/floor mat sticking problem resulting in $900 million loss in recalled cars and $155 million lost in sales per week

Scott Hall Peeping Tom - Frank Marescalco: Police said a man recorded women on video as they showered inside a University of Nebraska-Omaha dorm. Marescalco was cited on suspicion of unlawful intrusion. He has been banned from UNO property, police said. Police believe Marescalco hid a camera in laundry to record the women on the university's Aksarben campus. Police said the recordings took place between February and May of 2008