By Chuck McNewsman
Baset Chaundhry was elected as D-Case of the Week for the final week of February for his awesome super-taunt in the midst of celebrating his victory over Yale's Kenneth Chan that sealed the Squash National Championship for Trinity College, however his selection has come under much controversy following the discovery of some important evidence. Chaundhry's actions in the second video shown below are definitely d-worthy when viewed in a vacuum, but the discovery of action from earlier in the same match by Chan (seen in the first video) has caused a movement to renege Chaundhry’s election as the D-Case of the Week. Early opinions expressed from the D-Council pointed towards repealing Chaundhry’s election and placing the title on second place vote getter Scott Disick who has a strong d-record himself. However opposing views have brought to light the potential dangers of revoking D-Titles. An official ruling has not been made due to objections from the D-Council and where things will end up can not be determined at this time. One thing has been made clear amidst all of the d-turmoil, the D-Council will need to form clear and concise bylaws that will govern d-procedures such as these in the future in order to preserve the sanctity of the mission to raise douche awareness everywhere.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
D-News: John Terry set to take on Wayne Bridge
Former nominee John Terry (Bronze, February Week 1) faces off against Wayne Bridge, the man whose fiancé Terry slept with, this weekend in club play as Chelsea takes on Manchester City.
http://www.sportbox.tv/football/news/story.php?id=3079819
In a related story John Terry may or may not be interested in Chelsea/England teammate Ashley Cole’s wife Cheryl:
http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/814865-john-terry-not-interested-in-dating-cheryl-cole
http://www.sportbox.tv/football/news/story.php?id=3079819
In a related story John Terry may or may not be interested in Chelsea/England teammate Ashley Cole’s wife Cheryl:
http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/814865-john-terry-not-interested-in-dating-cheryl-cole
The D-List: February Week 4
Baset Chaundry - Trinity College squash athlete. For his awesome super-taunt after securing the squash national championship over Yale.
Link: http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/trinity-squash-baset-chaudrys-surprising-taunt-video
Scott Disick - is the boyfriend of one of the Kardashian sisters. He does not have a job and completely mooches off of the family, dresses and acts like a complete D-Bag, and thinks he is tough when he is actually skinnier than Scott and Jess. On the last episode after getting drunk he shows up to the family dinner and gets cut off from the alcohol. He then gets in the waiter’s face (who is a homosexual and talking shit back to Scott with a lisp) and tries to force the guy to get him a drink. The waiter refuses and then Scott takes out a hundred dollar bill and shoves it down the guy’s throat.
Link: http://www.hulu.com/watch/128155/keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-scott-gets-sloppy
Oregon Ducks Football Program - 4 arrests in the past month, multiple players get into a fight at a frat party, 2 players accused of hitting women (star RB LaMichael James being one of them), Orgeon LB Kiko Alonso suspended after DUI, Oregon WR Jamere Holland was dismissed from the team after openly opposing Alonso’s suspension on Facebook.
Links:
http://www.sportingnews.com/college-football/article/2010-02-22/oregon-lb-alonso-suspended-for-2010-after-dui
http://www.sportingnews.com/college-football/article/2010-02-22/oregons-recent-troubles-traceable-blounts-reinstatement http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindducksbeat/2010/02/oregon_football_lamichael_jame.html
Steve Williams, Tiger’s Caddy - Has openly said that he’ll “club hecklers” who choose to hassle Tiger on the course when he comes back.
Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/02/21/2010-02-21_tigers_caddy_sez_hed_club_hecklers.html
Tiger Woods - Long drawn out, controlled, scripted, insincere apology speech stemming from his many infidelities which include anything from models and socialites to Perkin’s waitresses. Hand selected those in attendance, didn’t take questions, appears as though hair line has receded considerably due to the stress of it all.
Links: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8nseNP4s0
Vancouver Olympic Committee - For their many troubles/blunders with the winter games. Lugers death – no they couldn’t control the luger, but they didn’t need to place the blame solely on the luger himself then at the same time add the padding and wall to the location of the wreck and move the start line to the women’s start to reduce the speeds at which the lugers were travelling. Torch lighting fiasco – during the opening ceremonies the 4 torch lighters stood motionless for minutes waiting for the pillars to rise from the ground. Only 3 of the 4 pillars eventually emerged leaving one of the torch lighters out of the action. Olympic Cauldron placement - The organizing committee received a "flood of complaints" about positioning the Olympic cauldron "behind an ugly wire fence,". Authorities have since created an "eye-level gap" in the barrier — but observers wonder why even this make-shift solution "took so long." Snow Troubles – No the people of Vancouver can’t control the weather, but they could’ve at least played the odds..you can fault them for tempting fate by situating so many events at low-altitude Cypress Mountain, where snow conditions are always very spotty. Bus Troubles – Buses carrying the Canadian women’s moguls team broke down twice, in addition to many other public transportation breakdowns. The Vancouver Olympic Committee was forced to bring in 99 new buses after finding the original buses to be incapable of performing adequately. Eco-Zambonis - An experiment with "green" ice-smoothing equipment proved disasterous when three of the exhaustless machines conked out in the middle of speed skating competition. With athletes reaching speeds of 40 mph on the ice, the uneven surface was deemed too dangerous to go forward. As a result the good ol’ Zambonis had to be rushed in from Calgary 700 miles away. Timing Problems – In both pursuit races there was a mix-up in the starter lanes. In the women’s race, three athletes were sent out late. In the men’s race, three went out early.
Links: http://www.theweek.com/article/index/106382/Worst_Olympics_ever_12_epic_Vancouver_blunders http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article7031487.ece
Elija Fields - The safety/linebacker was kicked off the team for unconfirmed disciplinary reasons. Apparently it stems from some online social networking blunders. A quick look at Fields' Twitpic page may offers a clue as to why. Back on Feb. 2, he posted some extremely incriminating photos of a ginormous pile of cash, including one with a comment saying , "Never knew Football was gon get me all this money Sike I Knew haha.”
Links: http://hiphopcsslive.blogspot.com/2010/02/ncaa-football-player-kicked-off-team.html http://www.orangepower.com/showthread.php?p=1052312
Evgeni Plushenko -For his numerous whinny remarks about not winning the gold medal in figure skating, and also for being almost as delusional as Cubs fans who think "it's gonna happen". On his personal website, he awarded himself the "Platinum Medal" for men's figure skating.
Link: http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/In-Plushenko-s-mind-and-website-he-s-the-plat?urn=oly,221408
Link: http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/trinity-squash-baset-chaudrys-surprising-taunt-video
Scott Disick - is the boyfriend of one of the Kardashian sisters. He does not have a job and completely mooches off of the family, dresses and acts like a complete D-Bag, and thinks he is tough when he is actually skinnier than Scott and Jess. On the last episode after getting drunk he shows up to the family dinner and gets cut off from the alcohol. He then gets in the waiter’s face (who is a homosexual and talking shit back to Scott with a lisp) and tries to force the guy to get him a drink. The waiter refuses and then Scott takes out a hundred dollar bill and shoves it down the guy’s throat.
Link: http://www.hulu.com/watch/128155/keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-scott-gets-sloppy
Oregon Ducks Football Program - 4 arrests in the past month, multiple players get into a fight at a frat party, 2 players accused of hitting women (star RB LaMichael James being one of them), Orgeon LB Kiko Alonso suspended after DUI, Oregon WR Jamere Holland was dismissed from the team after openly opposing Alonso’s suspension on Facebook.
Links:
http://www.sportingnews.com/college-football/article/2010-02-22/oregon-lb-alonso-suspended-for-2010-after-dui
http://www.sportingnews.com/college-football/article/2010-02-22/oregons-recent-troubles-traceable-blounts-reinstatement http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindducksbeat/2010/02/oregon_football_lamichael_jame.html
Steve Williams, Tiger’s Caddy - Has openly said that he’ll “club hecklers” who choose to hassle Tiger on the course when he comes back.
Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/02/21/2010-02-21_tigers_caddy_sez_hed_club_hecklers.html
Tiger Woods - Long drawn out, controlled, scripted, insincere apology speech stemming from his many infidelities which include anything from models and socialites to Perkin’s waitresses. Hand selected those in attendance, didn’t take questions, appears as though hair line has receded considerably due to the stress of it all.
Links: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs8nseNP4s0
Vancouver Olympic Committee - For their many troubles/blunders with the winter games. Lugers death – no they couldn’t control the luger, but they didn’t need to place the blame solely on the luger himself then at the same time add the padding and wall to the location of the wreck and move the start line to the women’s start to reduce the speeds at which the lugers were travelling. Torch lighting fiasco – during the opening ceremonies the 4 torch lighters stood motionless for minutes waiting for the pillars to rise from the ground. Only 3 of the 4 pillars eventually emerged leaving one of the torch lighters out of the action. Olympic Cauldron placement - The organizing committee received a "flood of complaints" about positioning the Olympic cauldron "behind an ugly wire fence,". Authorities have since created an "eye-level gap" in the barrier — but observers wonder why even this make-shift solution "took so long." Snow Troubles – No the people of Vancouver can’t control the weather, but they could’ve at least played the odds..you can fault them for tempting fate by situating so many events at low-altitude Cypress Mountain, where snow conditions are always very spotty. Bus Troubles – Buses carrying the Canadian women’s moguls team broke down twice, in addition to many other public transportation breakdowns. The Vancouver Olympic Committee was forced to bring in 99 new buses after finding the original buses to be incapable of performing adequately. Eco-Zambonis - An experiment with "green" ice-smoothing equipment proved disasterous when three of the exhaustless machines conked out in the middle of speed skating competition. With athletes reaching speeds of 40 mph on the ice, the uneven surface was deemed too dangerous to go forward. As a result the good ol’ Zambonis had to be rushed in from Calgary 700 miles away. Timing Problems – In both pursuit races there was a mix-up in the starter lanes. In the women’s race, three athletes were sent out late. In the men’s race, three went out early.
Links: http://www.theweek.com/article/index/106382/Worst_Olympics_ever_12_epic_Vancouver_blunders http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article7031487.ece
Elija Fields - The safety/linebacker was kicked off the team for unconfirmed disciplinary reasons. Apparently it stems from some online social networking blunders. A quick look at Fields' Twitpic page may offers a clue as to why. Back on Feb. 2, he posted some extremely incriminating photos of a ginormous pile of cash, including one with a comment saying , "Never knew Football was gon get me all this money Sike I Knew haha.”
Links: http://hiphopcsslive.blogspot.com/2010/02/ncaa-football-player-kicked-off-team.html http://www.orangepower.com/showthread.php?p=1052312
Evgeni Plushenko -For his numerous whinny remarks about not winning the gold medal in figure skating, and also for being almost as delusional as Cubs fans who think "it's gonna happen". On his personal website, he awarded himself the "Platinum Medal" for men's figure skating.
Link: http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/In-Plushenko-s-mind-and-website-he-s-the-plat?urn=oly,221408
Friday, February 19, 2010
D-Case of the Week, February (3): TSA (New Jersey)
The Transportation Security Administration forced a 4 year old boy to remove his leg braces and go through the metal detector by himself last March. The boy was born 16 weeks prematurely and just started to walk last March b/c his ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. Despite all this the TSA screeners insisted that the boy take off his braces and walk through the detector unaccompanied; his mother wanted to help him through but TSA wouldn’t let her, instead the boy had to stumble through the detector himself. To top it all off this was the boy’s first flight and he was on his way to Disney World for a birthday celebration. TSA just recently came out with an apology which was only a reaction to a column written about the matter.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
The D-List: February Week 3
NBC - For bumping the USA/Canada hockey game from network television for “Ice Dancing”.
Meredith Vieira - to sum things up, basically she confused a Canadian named Terry Fox, who ran across the country to raise money for cancer, with the actor Michael J. Fox. Not only did she confuse the two, but it's rather hilarious because while she's talking about "Michael Fox" they show a picture of Terry Fox with a T-shirt on that even says, "Terry Fox Marathon" on it. And then they show a picture of Michael J. Fox and somehow they think they're the same guy.
Link: http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Classic-mix-up-NBC-confuses-Terry-Fox-for-Micha?urn=oly,219520
TSA, New Jersey - The Transportation Security Administration forced a 4 year old boy to remove his leg braces and go through the metal detector by himself last March. The boy was born 16 weeks prematurely and just started to walk last March b/c his ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. Despite all this the TSA screeners insisted that the boy take off his braces and walk through the detector unaccompanied; his mother wanted to help him through but TSA wouldn’t let her, instead the boy had to stumble through the detector himself. To top it all off this was the boy’s first flight and he was on his way to Disney World for a birthday celebration. TSA just recently came out with an apology which was only a reaction to a column written about the matter.
Link: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/local/84368492.html
Francis – Distraught gamer, W.O.W. and Star Trek aficionado, i.e. the Scott Hall microcosm….for further evidence see posted videos below.
Meredith Vieira - to sum things up, basically she confused a Canadian named Terry Fox, who ran across the country to raise money for cancer, with the actor Michael J. Fox. Not only did she confuse the two, but it's rather hilarious because while she's talking about "Michael Fox" they show a picture of Terry Fox with a T-shirt on that even says, "Terry Fox Marathon" on it. And then they show a picture of Michael J. Fox and somehow they think they're the same guy.
Link: http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Classic-mix-up-NBC-confuses-Terry-Fox-for-Micha?urn=oly,219520
TSA, New Jersey - The Transportation Security Administration forced a 4 year old boy to remove his leg braces and go through the metal detector by himself last March. The boy was born 16 weeks prematurely and just started to walk last March b/c his ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. Despite all this the TSA screeners insisted that the boy take off his braces and walk through the detector unaccompanied; his mother wanted to help him through but TSA wouldn’t let her, instead the boy had to stumble through the detector himself. To top it all off this was the boy’s first flight and he was on his way to Disney World for a birthday celebration. TSA just recently came out with an apology which was only a reaction to a column written about the matter.
Link: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/local/84368492.html
Francis – Distraught gamer, W.O.W. and Star Trek aficionado, i.e. the Scott Hall microcosm….for further evidence see posted videos below.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
D-Case of the Week, February (2): Kanye West
Kanye was on a flight out of LAX to New York on Monday night when he found that he wasn’t seated in first class. He, along with his assistant, were seated in business class, instead. He proceeded to throw a hissy fit of epic proportions until the situation was remedied. A source said, “He wanted to be bumped up.” And he was.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
The D-List: February Week 2
Sarah Palin - Defending Rush Limbaugh’s use of the word retard while attack Rahm Emmanuel’s use of the word AND for her “hand-o-prompter” incident at the Tea Party convention.
Steve Phillips - The Baseball Tonight/ESPN Broadcaster who was fired last August for having an affair with a production assistant at ESPN. He was married to his wife for 19 years and had 4 kids at the time. He's just now back in the news because he's come out of "Sex Addiction Rehab" and did an interview on the Today Show.
Kanye West - Kanye was on a flight out of LAX to New York on Monday night when he found that he wasn’t seated in first class. He, along with his assistant, were seated in business class, instead. He proceeded to throw a hissy fit of epic proportions until the situation was remedied. A source said, “He wanted to be bumped up.” And he was.
Rahm Emmanuel - Calling fellow liberals and liberal activists “F-ing retarded”. His comments were aimed mostly at “conservative Democrats” who have balked at Obama’s healthcare overhaul.
Warren Sapp - He was arrested this weekend after being charged with domestic violence in Miami. Facing a misdemeanor charge, the star (who was stripped of his Super Bowl duties for NFL Network) reportedly faced off against a judge on Sunday.
Michael Irvin - the former Cowboy was accused of rape in a new lawsuit filed by a mystery woman. She claims that the incident occurred in 2007 in a Florida casino. Irvin, meanwhile, has filed a massive $100 million countersuit, claiming he lost his job as an ESPN radio analyst thanks to the allegations and that the accuser is simply trying to capitalize on the publicity storm that is Super Bowl weekend.
Steve Phillips - The Baseball Tonight/ESPN Broadcaster who was fired last August for having an affair with a production assistant at ESPN. He was married to his wife for 19 years and had 4 kids at the time. He's just now back in the news because he's come out of "Sex Addiction Rehab" and did an interview on the Today Show.
Kanye West - Kanye was on a flight out of LAX to New York on Monday night when he found that he wasn’t seated in first class. He, along with his assistant, were seated in business class, instead. He proceeded to throw a hissy fit of epic proportions until the situation was remedied. A source said, “He wanted to be bumped up.” And he was.
Rahm Emmanuel - Calling fellow liberals and liberal activists “F-ing retarded”. His comments were aimed mostly at “conservative Democrats” who have balked at Obama’s healthcare overhaul.
Warren Sapp - He was arrested this weekend after being charged with domestic violence in Miami. Facing a misdemeanor charge, the star (who was stripped of his Super Bowl duties for NFL Network) reportedly faced off against a judge on Sunday.
Michael Irvin - the former Cowboy was accused of rape in a new lawsuit filed by a mystery woman. She claims that the incident occurred in 2007 in a Florida casino. Irvin, meanwhile, has filed a massive $100 million countersuit, claiming he lost his job as an ESPN radio analyst thanks to the allegations and that the accuser is simply trying to capitalize on the publicity storm that is Super Bowl weekend.
Friday, February 5, 2010
D-Case of the Week, February(1): John Edwards
Lied about fathering a child with his mistress and convincing his best friend to take credit for being the father. Made a “tape” with his pregnant mistress that is now in the possession of his former best friend. Did the above while his wife was battling cancer. Told his mistress that after his wife died from cancer, after he became president, he would get Dave Matthews Band to play at their wedding.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
The D-List: February - Week 1
(Nominee: Reason)
Bryant McKinnie: Dismissed from the Pro Bowl for skipping out on practice
John Terry: Cheating on wife with Nat'l team and former club teammate's ex, got her pregnant, would have been England's captain. Has 2 kids of his own and was given "Dad of the Year" honors last year.
John Edwards: Lied about fathering a child with his mistress, convincing his best friend to take credit for being the father. Made a “tape” with his pregnant mistress that is now in the possession of his former best friend. Did the above while his wife was battling cancer. Told his mistress that after his wife died from cancer, after he became president, he would get Dave Matthews Band to play at their wedding
Steve Jobs: iPad / iFemineProduct / iTouchXL / i”Insert Joke". Basically just an oversized iTouch
NCAA: Efforts to expand Men's College Bball tourney to 96 teams
Toyota Quality Control Personnel: Failure to identify pedal/floor mat sticking problem resulting in $900 million loss in recalled cars and $155 million lost in sales per week
Scott Hall Peeping Tom - Frank Marescalco: Police said a man recorded women on video as they showered inside a University of Nebraska-Omaha dorm. Marescalco was cited on suspicion of unlawful intrusion. He has been banned from UNO property, police said. Police believe Marescalco hid a camera in laundry to record the women on the university's Aksarben campus. Police said the recordings took place between February and May of 2008
Bryant McKinnie: Dismissed from the Pro Bowl for skipping out on practice
John Terry: Cheating on wife with Nat'l team and former club teammate's ex, got her pregnant, would have been England's captain. Has 2 kids of his own and was given "Dad of the Year" honors last year.
John Edwards: Lied about fathering a child with his mistress, convincing his best friend to take credit for being the father. Made a “tape” with his pregnant mistress that is now in the possession of his former best friend. Did the above while his wife was battling cancer. Told his mistress that after his wife died from cancer, after he became president, he would get Dave Matthews Band to play at their wedding
Steve Jobs: iPad / iFemineProduct / iTouchXL / i”Insert Joke". Basically just an oversized iTouch
NCAA: Efforts to expand Men's College Bball tourney to 96 teams
Toyota Quality Control Personnel: Failure to identify pedal/floor mat sticking problem resulting in $900 million loss in recalled cars and $155 million lost in sales per week
Scott Hall Peeping Tom - Frank Marescalco: Police said a man recorded women on video as they showered inside a University of Nebraska-Omaha dorm. Marescalco was cited on suspicion of unlawful intrusion. He has been banned from UNO property, police said. Police believe Marescalco hid a camera in laundry to record the women on the university's Aksarben campus. Police said the recordings took place between February and May of 2008
Monday, February 1, 2010
Question of the Week
Would you rather….
- Continue your life exactly how it is now with the knowledge that you only have ten more years of life.
- Have your male organs removed via pit bull attack, causing the inability to produce genetic offspring (among other things….) but you are guaranteed to live for 50 years after the attack.
Please respond.
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