Dan Gilbert, Cleveland Cavaliers’ Owner - for writing a letter in the wake of the LeBron decision that completely blasted LeBron for heading to the Miami Heat and then ”personally guaranteed” that the Cavs will win an NBA title before the “self-titled former ‘King’ wins one.”
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Cavs-owner-Cleveland-fans-don-t-deserve-this-c?urn=nba,254750
Rod Blagojevich - for doing anything and everything to avoid discussing complex issues with his staff; including ducking into a back room, leaving work early, or even hiding in the bathroom.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100708/ap_on_re_us/us_blagojevich_trial
Reverend Jesse Jackson - for ripping Cavaliers’ owner Dan Gilbert for having a “slave master mentality” following LeBron’s departure to the Miami Heat.
http://www.sportsgrid.com/media/jesse-jackson-dan-gilbert-slave-master/
Prince - The artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince has declared that “the internet is dead.” Prince’s declaration comes in conjunction with the release of his album entitled “20Ten” in which no downloads for the album will be made commercially available.
http://www.filmyfair.com/celebrities/singer-prince-declares-the-internet-is-dead/
The Miami Heat - for their WWF/Vegas-style introduction of the new Heat threesome following signing all three free agents: LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh.
http://www.youtube.com/#/watch?v=FKAbwk361bM
Full on Double Rainbow Guy -This video is all over the internet, so if you haven’t seen it yet, you will. This guy is going to be the poster child for faux hippies, who are all d-cases. Don’t get me wrong, I love nature, but only someone with a severe lack of basic 7th grade science aptitude would question the meaning of a “full on double rainbow”, let alone a possible “triple rainbow”. Also, who takes a 3 minute video of a static natural occurrence. It takes ten seconds to film a rainbow (and even that is pushing it), and apparently 2 minutes more to document your shrooms induced emotional breakdown. Nature is great. Rainbows are great. People that think they need to start crying because they can see both ends of a rainbow are borderline d-cases. Those that document the experience and post it on Youtube ARE D-CASES.
Chad Ochocinco formerly known as Johnson - Besides the obvious D-Case move in the name change, Senor Ochocinco has recently had a reality dating show called “The Ultimate Catch”. I happened to catch about 5 minutes of this show and it was even worse then it sounds.
http://www.vh1.com/shows/ochocinco_the_ultimate_catch/series.jhtml
The Stimulus Package - for its promise of 3.5 million jobs created or saved in 2010. At a cost of $862 billion dollars, that's roughly $246,000 per job. Now I may not make as much as everyone else, but that's enough to create or save my job for about 5 years.
http://www.ketv.com/money/24252188/detail.html
Al Davis - for praising George Steinbrenner in such a backhanded way that only a crazed, senile, Raider owner can following the passing of the Yankee owner. "I judge sports figures based on individual achievement, team achievement and contributions to the game. George was right up there with me at No. 1...”
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/07/14/al-davis-salutes-george-steinbrenner/
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