LeBron James - He has been dragging on a decision on where he will play forever now and in a truly egotistical way that only LeBron could do….he’s having an hour long interview on ESPN to reveal it tonight. He is either going to completely turn his back on his home town team on national TV or show every other team who has courted him that it was just to feed his ego and make him more “popular”.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-lebrondecision070710
Russian spy ring - Come on guys, its freaking 2010 and we have Russian spy rings? You guys are all d-cases, especially the hot red head. It takes a special eye to appreciate red heads already, you guys don’t need “likely Russian spy” tacked onto “ginger”. While we got a lot of great movies based on cold war era patriotism (Rocky IV, spies like us, miracle, practically every james bond) we don’t need to be worrying about Russian spy rings when there are perfectly good muslims to facilitate paranoid profiling. After living in the U.S. for as long as you did, you still wanted to jeopardize being here for RUSSIA?!?! Have you seen a 3D movie? Have you had an Auntie Em’s hotdog wrapped in a soft pretzel? What are you guys thinking. By the way congrats on your country’s performance in the World Cup. BaZinga.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/07/08/russian.spy.hearings/index.html?hpt=T1
JaMarcus Russell - just as he was starting to receive interest from another NFL team (the Jets) following his dismissal from the Raiders, JaMarcus Russell has to go and be…well, JaMarcus Russell. Russell was arrested in his Alabama home following the completion of an undercover investigation into the former quarterback’s involvement in illegally obtaining codeine. Codeine is a prescription drug that has become more prevalent in recent years as a drug used to get “high.” Russell has been using the codeine to concoct a special “Purple Drank”, aka “Lean”, aka “Sizzurp” (see rap group Three 6 Mafia’s song Sippin’ On Some Syrup, where syrup is pronounced “sizzurp” in the song).
http://news.spreadit.org/jamarcus-russell-arrested-codeine-syrup-purple-drank/ http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/thebrewery/2012292438_sorry_jamarcus_russell_we_dont.html
Reporter at British Open - unfortunately I can’t find the audio for this, but at the press conference leading up to the British Open an Irish reporter stumbles through a question to Tiger Woods in which he states all of the drama and disaster and family turmoil that has resulted from Tiger’s actions, simply to ask Tiger if it was “worth it”.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/golf/sc-spt-0708-lede-golf-module--20100708,0,7367544.story
Kasey, Contestant on The Bachelorette - Kasey was one of 25 dudes vying for the heart of this season’s Bachelorette, he earned a “one on one” date with her in New York City and that’s when things got really D-Kasey…from an impromptu love song, twice, to horrible love analogies, to getting a tattoo representing his journey to find the Bachelorette; this dude has got D-Case written all over him (kind of literally).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwH4kfjR7gI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0XRete3fAk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EtcacmK-mc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzrQjmt6lkM
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