The D-List: March Week 1

Russian Olympic Committee - for their epic failure to obtain their predicted 40 medals (they actually got 15) and for the embarrassing hockey loss to Canada. In addition, now the Russian president is highly encouraging many of the Russian coaches to show the courage to step down due to their incompetence.
Links: http://en.rian.ru/russia/20100301/158052264.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/01/russian-president-olympics-chiefs-quit

Aleksandr Zoubkov - for his obvious glee at a Canadian crash followed by his realization that he was on TV and his complete fake change in demeanor
Link: http://deadspin.com/5480239/russian-bobsledder-a-little-too-pleased-by-canadian-wipeout

Bruce Ivins - The anthrax terrorist guy was up to no good during the time he was masterminding his attack. See story below. Apparently, he was obsessed with cross dressing and the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority.
Link: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/03/01/anthrax-letter-scientist-obsessed-bondage-sorority/

Michael Vick - Mike Vick is back in the news b/c he declared on “Gangsta Grills”, an Atlanta radio program, where he would like to play next season, The Carolina Panthers. The reason…."It's close to home. I like the uniforms. You get to play against Atlanta twice a year," said Vick.
Link: http://www.examiner.com/x-28550-Roanoke-Sports-Examiner~y2010m3d3-Could-Michael-Vick-be-a-Panther-this-fall

Guy Morris - Guy Morris, the former Baylor head coach who is now at Division II Texas A&M-Commerce. As the article says, "A college football coach in Texas is backing players accused of removing every copy of a student newspaper from racks around campus because of a front-page article about teammates being arrested on drug charges, according to a police report." And what really makes him worthy of a nomination is this quote: “I’m proud of my players for doing that,” Morris said, according to an incident report. “This was the best team building exercise we have ever done.” If that's the best team building exercise his team has ever done, that explains a lot about why he's no longer a Division I coach and is instead at Texas A&M-Commerce.
Link: http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-coach-newspaperflap&prov=ap&type=lgns