The D-List: March Week 4

Timothy Andrew Boles - A commercial fisherman who found $230,000 deposited into his checking account and drained it to buy a new car, clothes and a computer…unfortunately the transfer was a mistake (that he made) and the fisherman has been charged with felony theft. Police responding to a disturbance at a hotel arrested the 37-year-old. They seized a 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS, cash, new clothes and a new laptop.
Links: http://consumerist.com/2010/03/that-mysterious-230000-deposited-in-your-bank-account-is-probably-not-yours.html
http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/032210/sta_593938812.shtml

Ali Frokhmanesh - While not acting alone, he can be held responsible for destroying 42.7% of the brackets on ESPN who had Kansas going all the way. I am nominating him solely on the basis that a large chunk of the March Madness demographic probably think he is worthy of this award, so I am speaking on their behalf.

Kansas Basketball - For laying an egg against a Missouri Valley team. While not acting alone, the Jayhawks can be held responsible for destroying 42.7% of the brackets on ESPN who had them going all the way.

Jesse James - husband of Sandra Bullock, for cheating on his wife for the better part of a year with a biker model Michelle “Bombshell” McGee while Bullock was filming “The Blind Side”. Reports have also surfaced now that this isn’t James’s only infidelity and that he posted internet ads seeking “biker models”.
Link: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/sandra_bullock_hubby_cheated_on_TGTj6ixgQbJGfvQbYNUT4O

Joe Biden - For dropping an f-bomb when congratulating President Obama following heath care reform’s passage into law. Vice President Joe Biden, perhaps overcome with excitement during his speech congratulating President Obama on the passage of health care reform, dropped an F-bomb on live television when he turned to Obama and said, "This is a big f---ing deal." You really have to respect Biden’s awareness and sense for historical ceremony amongst all the excitement…
Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/23/a-big-fucking-deal-bidens_n_509927.html

Andray Blatche - For allegedly "just not wanting to play" according to Flip Saunders (coach of the Washington Wizards). According to the article: To make matters worse, Wizards Coach Flip Saunders benched starting forward Andray Blatche after he played just 7 minutes 31 seconds. Saunders said he pulled Blatche initially to discuss the player not getting back on defense but that Blatche refused to listen to the coaching staff.Saunders said his assistants attempted to talk to Blatche about the situation multiple times but that Blatche's response was he "just didn't want to play."
Link: http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Andray-Blatche-just-didn-t-want-to-play-;_ylt=Ar7DlC2OB0epy9amQfXaSDE5nYcB?urn=nba,229909

Tim Tebow - for requesting that the group he was taking the Wonderlic test with say a prayer before the 12 minute, 50 question test. I’m assuming his group mates feel the same way based on the verbal response and the reaction of the group to the response. If you want to say a prayer, by all means (he needed the help apparently; he scored a 22), however keep your religion to yourself during such a tense and important moment involving several people that aren’t Tim Tebow. You aren’t in Gainesville anymore.
Link: http://www.nesn.com/2010/03/report-tim-tebows-prayer-request-during-wonderlic-fell-on-deaf-ears.html